I was just caught doing 85 on a highway where the speed limit is 50. Plus I had a child in the back seat but not in his child seat! Yeah, I know, that’s stupid, and that’s exactly why I got caught, I guess.

This police officer just took me to the cleaners. Now I have to make a court appearance. Not to mention that the ticket is really expensive, plus it cost me points on my drivers license.

Just a stupid thing I did, and that bit me in the ass